one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter
I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD
What a champ
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
I think they’re awful.
shouldn’t be allowed out in public together
absolutely can’t be trusted together
you never know what you’re going to walk in to with these two
they should be fucking illegal
LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE
or you know, just make out already. for the cameras. so i can replay it over and over again. because at this point i have no self-control, willpower or sense of boundaries anymore
me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.