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Life Ruiners

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sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

h3rmitsunited:

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

braderiley:

me giving your boyfriend a handjob.

braderiley:

me giving your boyfriend a handjob.

vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

Anonymous: what do you think about ziam?

I think they’re awful.

terrible

shouldn’t be allowed out in public together

absolutely can’t be trusted together

you never know what you’re going to walk in to with these two

in short,

they should be fucking illegal

LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE

or you know, just make out already. for the cameras. so i can replay it over and over again. because at this point i have no self-control, willpower or sense of boundaries anymore

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

swagitsune:

need to stop.

mattyhewhealy:

Who was your best mate?

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image