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Life Ruiners

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

❝ It’s okay to live a life others don’t understand. ❞

— Jenna Woginrich (via thatkindofwoman)

-americanhorrorstory:

hennigobrien:

AMERICAN HORROR STORY MEME: [1/4] funny/happy moments

american horror story blog

amywinehouseofficial:

when in doubt eat me out

Interviewer: Who is the most attractive in the cast?

all time favorite louis tomlinson quotes

girlslovemycurls:

  • "salad in the wind"
  • "have you’ve quite finished yet"
  • "define girlfriends"
  • "does anyone else hear running water"
  • "sorry love but I don’t really care"
  • "happy days"
  • "NO NO NO
  • "will it be as deep as your voice"
  • "fucking shit bastard you did that shit I did that good"
  • "chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash"

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation


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mahzerunners:

when ur post gets more than 5 notes

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